I.E., LEO, COLE, CHASE, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SPICER.
WHAT IS COMEDY-DOT.GOLD, YOU ASK? WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!
CDG IS THE STICKY PINK BRAIN-CHILD OF THE FOUR YOUNG MEN PREVIOUSLY ALLUDED TO.
Leo, the golden boy. Born and raised in the prairie fields of Oklahoma.
Cole, always in a constant state of pain. The only thing on this mortal plane that can ease his affliction is a pair of prominent hooters.
Chase, a big stupid boy of 50 years with no eyes and a disregard for authority. His teachers describe him as a problem child.
Spicer, the brainiest of the bunch. The sheer magnitude of his cranium is enough to crumble the ground beneath him if it weren't for his indomitable will over reality.
Grant, the distinguished little red cube gremlin running around the inner workings of the site. He's the one that keeps the place together.